Him: I look so cool
Her: Can we get down now?
Him: Wait I have an idea…

Him: I’m King of the Castle
Her: Not this again.

Her: This is much better
Him: I look so small
Her: … Just smile please.

Her: Okay, get close and smile while looking at me, this is going to be such a cute Instagram photo!!
Him: ughhh

Him: [Huffing & Puffing]Her: There’s over 20,000 of these gates isn’t that amazing!
Him: What?

[Off Camera] Him: [Whispering] Why didn’t you tell me this was a hike?
Her: Dude, I told you three times, and sent you the itinerary via e-mail.
Him: What, no I don’t remember that.
Her: Listen next time!

Her: This would make a cute dino wedding.
Him: You’re sure this is isn’t like a funeral site right.
Her: Yes silly, this is a shrine.
Him: What’s that again?

Her: OMG Isn’t this place just beautiful
Him: It’s just bamboo
Her: I know isn’t it amazing?
Him: Ugh sure, can we go get some food now?

Him: This is where we have been trying to go for three days? THIS IS IT!
Her: Sorry hunny, the photos online looked amazing.
Him: FOOD!

Her: Your mouth is always open in every photo?
Him: [yells] WHAT?
Her: Close your mouth, it looks like like your yelling?
Him: [yells] I CAN’T HEAR YOU!
Her: Smile
Him: [Yells]HUH?

Him: Raaaaawr
Her: Did you just burp?
Him: [Embarrassed] no i accidentally farted
Her: Gross
Him: 🙁